"Some people wear Superman's pyjamas but Superman wears Chuck Norris's pyjamas"

haha, read this really lame joke on a magazine
here's more!

A young businessman had just started his own firm.
He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
He saw a man come into the outer office.
Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"

"Yeah, I''ve come to activate your phone lines."

A man is walking on the beach when he trips over a lamp. A few seconds later, a
genie pops out and says, "I’m required to grant three wishes, but since you did
not treat my lamp with respect, I will give twice what you get to the person you
hate most—your boss."
The man agrees and makes his first wish: "I want lots of money." Instantly $20
million appears in bags on the beach, and $40 million appears in his boss’
bank account.
Next the man asks for an incredible sports car. Instantly a Lamborghini appears,
and at the same moment, two show up outside his boss’ house.
Finally the genie says, "You have but one wish left; you should choose carefully."
The man says, "Well, I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney."


Question : What Is The True-est Definition Of Globalization ? :D
Answer : Princess Diana's Death .
Question : Why ?
Answer : An English Princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French Tunnel .
driving a German car with a Dutch engine driven by a Belgian who was drunk on
Scottish whisky , followed closely by an Italian paparazzi .
on Japanese motercycles ; treated by an American doctor , using Brazilian medicines .
this is posted by an American , using Bill Gates technology .
& you're probably reading this on your computer that uses Taiwanese chips .
and a Korean monitor , assembled by a Bangladeshi worker in a Singapore plant .
transported by Indian lorry driver , hiijacked by Indonesians.
unloaded by Sicilian longshoreman , trucked to you by Mexican illegals .
That , My Friends , Is Globalization :D


Once Upon A Time .
there was a tourist in the Arizona desert and desides to ride a camel!
So he gets to the training & the trainer guy said :
" To make the camel go , say "wow."
" To make the camel go faster , say "wow wow ."
" To make the camel stop , say " Amen :D "
So he gets on the camel & says " Wow ".
Then he gets a little more comfortable & says " Wow Wow ."
So he is going for a pretty long time & all of a sudden , they came to a huge cliff !
The man then forgets how to stop so he says :
"Oh No ! How do you make this stupid camel stop ?!"
So he starts to say a prayer do God would help him & once he said Amen .
The camel stops right at the edge of the cliff ! :D
The man looks down from a pretty far distance & says " WOW ! " -.-

okay, back to studying (: